Saturday, August 25, 2007

In the Charlotte Airport

A mom, her son (maybe 6), and a grandma sit in a booth next to me at Sbarro's pizza.

Son: What is the country with the best cheese?
GM: Italy
Son: Um hmmm (smiles and shakes his head)... or Paris
Mom: Wisconson!
Son: Mom, I said country.
beat beat beat
Son: Mom, if you were on a desert island for 2 weeks without any food, would you eat your foot?
Mom: If I had a great looking pedicure

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